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I totally forgot about this stuff...Oops...I need to put more stuff on this site. XD

I realized that I only did one Nintendoetry entry, and that was some time ago. Now's a good time, with the Wii U coming out soon. This one will be about a Sony fanboy.

"Wii U and Games"

There was this Sony fanboy sitting by a tree
Quietly playing his PSP.
He heard a noise and shifted his eyes--
It was Satoru Iwata, holding some strange device!

"What do you want," said the fanboy in shock,
"Another kiddie console you're going to hawk?
I'll let you know--I'm a mature gamer!
And Nintendo's consoles couldn't get any lamer!"

Iwata showed off the Wii U, all shiny and white...
What a beautiful sight!
Then he replied, "This is the Wii U--It is fun!
And don't be like that, Nintendo's for everyone."

The fanboy then said, "I hear the graphics still bite,
That you use a blue tint to make them look right.
I doubt it's much better than the Wii,
And it's certainly weaker than my Playstation Three."

Iwata asked, "A blue tint? What are you smoking?
Or perhaps you're just joking?
Anyway, it is stronger than the Playstation Three.
It can even output in Ten-Eighty P!"

"Yeah, well, graphics don't mean much to me,
And I'm happy with the Playstation Three.
The Wii U is a child's toy,"
Said the Sony fanboy.

Iwata said, "But it has Assassin's Creed Three and Darksiders Two.
Also, Ninja Gaiden Three--It was improved for Wii U!
These games are fun to play with the GamePad.
Try it. It's totally rad!"

"Hmph!" retorted the fanboy. "Gimme something new!
I want an exclusive, and not New Super Mario Brothers U!
Those games are stupid and gay.
Show me an exclusive I really wanna play!"

"Okay," said Iwata, "I've got one you'll really enjoy.
Yes, even you, a Sony fanboy.
Platinum games is developing it for the Wii U.
Perhaps you heard about it? It's Bayonetta Two."

The fanboy's eyes then grew wide,
And then he turned around, ran home and cried.
He said, "Nintendo, those stupid dykes!
How dare they have a game that I like!"



I couldn't resist the Bayonetta 2 joke. With all the hooplah going on about it, how could I?

This is a jab at the fans that act stupid, by the way. I'm not picking on all the fans of Playstation. Just the annoying ones.

Oh, and this was kinda inspired by "Green Eggs and Ham." It doesn't turn out as happily, though!

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Christian, Nintendork, Daydreamer. No shame.

"For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart." (Hebrews 4:12 NIV)

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ribbonelle00 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the favorite and watch ^_^
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thereelBT Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :)
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Persea-Nouveau Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Student General Artist
thank you for the+fav  :hug: have a nice day:happybounce: 
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thereelBT Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :)
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Xanxark Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Student General Artist
Thanks a lot for the fav!
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